I swear on ChinChin I almost splooged my pants like that one Thelonelyislandsong. I immediately screamed “SHEE THICCCCC.” and immediately got a troy boner. I waltzed in to the vice principal’s office only to be met by a big-chungus tiddie’d goth GF. I went to the office with my two sus, balding teachers waiting for me outside. If Justin Royland doesn’t put Pickle Rick in season 5, I will literally commit tax fraud on him XD!!!!!!!! dabigchungusamungus I would also like it if Pickle Rick is called Picle Penis lol. Leeme just say this one thing: PICKLE RICK IS SEXY AND SHOULD BE IN THE NEW SEASON. They wanna take me to the office for having certain sexual relationships with a trumpet (aka grooming a trumpet in an innapropriate manner).ītw, when is Rick and Morty season 5 coming out? I only saw epic fan animations on NewGrounds of it. one is 50 and balding, and the other is my principal (btw he’s 60, and also balding). Suddenly, cringelords spring out of nowhere. Check it out: friday night funkin undertale sus suspended imposter reddit hot pockets honk honk gamer gril hubba hubba vomit piss texas tuck stan by eminem twitch I got a Twitter account! I upload way more often there. What could I have done? It turns out, the janitor had a little run-in with my “creation” in the girls’ restroom XD. Right after I noticed Edward, a figure loomed behind me. He was practicing the Undertale theme song on his trumpet. I walked in and the first friendly face I saw was Edward. Therefore, The head and/or part of the shaft will be sticking out in plain view.Īfter I did the Texas Tuck, I was set to confront my bandmates. A tucked-in shirt does not provide adequate cover for your dong. However, if you do have a tucked in shirt, you will be getting stares. There is absolutely no way for others to observe your schlong. As long as you have a untucked shirt, you are golden. All one has to do is trap their member up into their belt or elastic waist band. I had to do the Texas Tuck maneuver:īasically, the Texas Tuck is a viable strategy for the concealment of a “half-chubbed” or “fully erect” penis. As I puked and pissed into the toilet, I realized I was in the girls’ restroom *Visibly shaking* Like Solid Snake, I creeped out of the woman’s restroom and headed for the aforementioned rehearsal.Īs I strolled towards the band room doors, I realized I was fully bricked 0_0 (I had a boner btw lol). Instead of scrambling towards my true love, I headed for the bathroom. The thing is, I was too afraid to do it and I pissed myself a little.

Out of nowhere, she dropped here phone on the cold, dank (lol), floor. The person I can spend the rest of my life with browsing reddit, eating Hot Pockets, and the such. Se had a Friday Night Funkin’ tee of the BF dabbing. She had black-ish red hair and glasses like the receptionist monster’s from Monsters Inc Ya know, the one that says, “Mike Wasowski.” Sure, she had some meat on her bones, just more for dessert *ROFLLLING ON THE FLOOR*. Let me keep it 100 wit u: I was walking down the hall to after school rehearsal, when I saw the EPICEST FEMALE GRIL.

OKAY DON’T PANIC *clearly panicking* lol XD.

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